Ben Hur Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements. He told her, "Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the top of your nipples and say, 'Scooby dooby dooby, I want bigger boobies.' " She did this every day faithfully. After several months, it worked! She grew great boobs! One morning she was running late, and in her rush to leave for work, she realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. At this point she loved her boobs and didn't want to lose them, so she got up in the middle of the bus and said, "Scooby dooby dooby, I want bigger boobies." A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?" "Why yes, I do. How did you know?" The man stood up and cupped his balls and said, "Hickory dickory dock..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DigitalN. Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 lol nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X Statik Process Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 That's pretty funny. (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christracy Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 lol funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null_ Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 LOL :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hypoxiaicon Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 LoL :woot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaffra Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 interesting..:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Lyle Global Moderator Posted August 2, 2004 Global Moderator Share Posted August 2, 2004 LMFAOOOOO i got the rest of that pretty fast :p nice one (Y)(Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurmoth Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baseballpro9 Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 LOL thats great :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 hehe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuxi Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 Good one! :rofl: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spex04 Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 lol, nice one :laugh: (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xeonic Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 :rofl: (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonovate Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 Am i missing the punchline or is there one>? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e4ymod Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 yea... u missed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night.Hawk Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 Am i missing the punchline or is there one>? Yeah. The very last line. Think about it...... ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 They went to the same doctor? That's not the joke... is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelsinho Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 ya LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazebee_ Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night.Hawk Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 'Scooby dooby dooby, I want bigger boobies.' " The man stood up and cupped his balls and said, "Hickory dickory dock..." Finish the sentence ^^^^^ If you still don't get you are hopeless :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonovate Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 The mouse ran up the clock..... still don't see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night.Hawk Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 The mouse ran up the clock..... still don't see it. What rhymes with clock and dock :wacko: :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snuffy22 Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 hahah yeah, very good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fedorpheux Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 i dunno about you, but at first i thought this was another damn milestone thread :laugh: :p as for the joke, heard it before, but still funny :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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