"Wore a shoelace as a belt for work today out of desperation. Now the office thinks i’m the “thong Guy”."
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5
"My housemates thought it would be a good idea to do this while I was asleep and then leave for the day (With the Key). I have a job interview in 2 hours."
6
"After years in retail, this is the worst case scenario."
7
Monday.
8
"When all I want to do is make spaghetti, but all signs point to it not happening."
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10
Oops!
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"My friend was curling her eyelashes while walking and tripped. This happened:"
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"My baby ordered 94 dollars worth of pizza off an app called ‘slice’ that doesn’t ask for payment info verification when placing an order."
14
"I got charged per onion ring and not all the rings cost the same amount"
15
When you slice a bread and can’t make the sandwich